Jaaaaaaa! Hallows’ Eve 2017. A bag full ‘o booty and a DVD of Cool Runnings!
And some ghosts of Halloweens past …
2016. Pooh says, “I can’t wait for my new teeth to come in all straight like!”
2015. Prince says, “My dad used up all his jokes two years ago.”
2014. The evil Dr. Hans Deuschtuff, says, “Get me some chianti and a fork. STAT!”
2013. Triceratops has a horn section like Chicago. Old Chicago, 25 or 6 to 4, not Hard Habit to Break. ’80s Chicago needs to be buried in sediment for a few million years, then not be dug up.
2012. Chicken make lousy house pet.
2011. Amish leprechaun who does John Denver covers
2010. Tiger, years before meeting fellow cats Pete and Daniel. Pride.
2008. Bee says, “Honey, where are my glasses? I can’t see without my glasses.”
I snorted Doug Penhall’s ashes.