Dread Pirate Joe

Jaaaaaaa! Hallows’ Eve 2017. A bag full ‘o booty and a DVD of Cool Runnings!

Halloween 2017

Halloween 2017

And some ghosts of Halloweens past …

Halloween 2016
2016. Pooh says, “I can’t wait for my new teeth to come in all straight like!”

Prince Charming
2015. Prince says, “My dad used up all his jokes two years ago.”

Halloween 2014
2014. The evil Dr. Hans Deuschtuff, says, “Get me some chianti and a fork. STAT!”

Halloween 2013
2013. Triceratops has a horn section like Chicago. Old Chicago, 25 or 6 to 4, not Hard Habit to Break. ’80s Chicago needs to be buried in sediment for a few million years, then not be dug up.

2012. Chicken make lousy house pet.

2011. Amish leprechaun who does John Denver covers

2010. Tiger, years before meeting fellow cats Pete and Daniel. Pride.

Look what I can do!
2009. Skunk

Relaxin' Bee
2008. Bee says, “Honey, where are my glasses? I can’t see without my glasses.”

Halloween 2017
I snorted Doug Penhall’s ashes.