Are you ready for some football!?! No? OK, then how about some photos of Joe and other stylish youngsters at a football game?

Elementary school night at the Colonial Heights High School football game. It’s halftime. Do we get Kathy Perry? Janice Jackson? Cirq de Sal’ad? Hell no!

We get elementary school students. And all the better, too, because the only wardrobe malfunctions up in this stadium were untied shoes and dads that really should have put a clean t-shirt on for god’s sake. I mean really.

Why are we at a football game? It’s half-past bedtime.

Oh, that’s why – friends!

She’s a great mom. I’m sure those who knew her in high school, college and through the court system will be surprised to hear it, but it’s true.

Halftime, and the Tussing Tigers are fired-the-f-up!

Who gets to start this show? Why, it’s Tussing Elementary – first of the three Colonial Heights elementary schools to walk the track, leading this tiny Parade of Nations.

Best for last – Joe brings up the rear, like Santa Claus (or the horses, depending on the holiday for which the parade is being held). Later this season he’ll break out the raccoon fur coat and straw hat. Playing his uke and leading raucous cheers through an over-sized megaphone.

Also, football. The C.H. Colonials trounced the Southampton Indians 28-12. That’s right, the Colonials decimated the Indians. Sad trombone, play us out …