Joe’s teacher said last week that they are moving him to a strap chair. This sounds like bad news at first, but it’s because he has figured out how to scoot his chair away from the table, stand up and wander away.

Ha!

Not exactly at lightning speed, mind you, but it’s not conducive to learning or finishing his lunch. So now he will be safely strapped in at the table, just like his more mobile buddies.

Also happening at school:

And he celebrated George Washington’s birthday by beating him half to death: